this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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