I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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