Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i need some magic done to my vagina
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
