I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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