real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i already hear my dad disowning me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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