So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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