I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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