woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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