Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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