Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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