I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
