he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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