come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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