I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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