I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I forget how to act sober
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