her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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