hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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