I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
