Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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