the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
