If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i dont even know how to be here
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
