Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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