Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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