We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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