butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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