We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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