he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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