we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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