Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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