You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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