Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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