White coat. Heels.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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