People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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