Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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