Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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