its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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