you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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