She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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