Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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