Sponge bath it is.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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