I skipped work to stalk him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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