So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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