u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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