Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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