yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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