dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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