You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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