2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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