Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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