Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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